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The Bart File

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Originally by Dave Hall

Contributions from Ben Collins

Maintained by Wesley Mead

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

{Credit is usually given to the first person to point out an observation} baby learning toys

A Thanks! to Sam B and Martin J Pampel, who have offered many a contribution to this page. They accounts for much of the information and quotes.

$ indicates that the scene was cut in syndication

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Table of Contents:

Age

Bart Episodes

baby learning toys Bart Subplots

Bart Treehouse Of Horror Segments

Bart Ullman Shorts

Baring Butt

Dressed Up

Featuring Slingshot

Featuring Lucky Red Hat

Flashbacks

A Glimpse Of The Future / Possible Career Paths

Featuring Skateboard

Bonding with Lisa

Pranks

Misc Tidbits baby learning toys

Ay Caramba! Count

El Barto Count

Get Bent Count

Eat My Shorts Count

Don't Have a Cow Count

Important Events

D'oh Count

Birthday Count

Butt Pranks

Age

[7F07] .between the ages of nine and eleven

[8F03] Burns states baby learning toys his age is ten

[8F11] Celebrates his tenth birthday

[2F17] Age is written on the wall where he measures his height each birthday

Bart Episodes

Note that episodes listed here may feature Bart along with another character equally, eg Sideshow Bob episodes.

[7G02] Bart the baby learning toys Genius

[7G05] Bart the General

[7F07] The Telltale Head

[7G11] The Crepes of Wrath

[7F03] Bart Gets An F

[7F07] Bart Vs. Thanksgiving

[7F06] Bart the Daredevil

[7F08] Dead Putting Society {sb}

[7F10] Bart Gets Hit By A Car {sb}

[7F21] baby learning toys Three Men and a Comic Book

[8F03] Bart The Murderer

[8F11] Radio Bart

[8F16] Bart the Lover

[8F20] Black Widower

[8F22] Bart's Friend Falls In Love

[8F24] Kamp Krusty

[9F03] Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

[9F06] New Kid on the Block

baby learning toys [9F12] Brother from the Same Planet

[9F22] Cape Feare

[1F05] Bart's Inner Child

[1F06] Boy Scoutz N the Hood

[1F11] Bart Gets Famous {as}

[1F15] Bart Gets An Elephant

[1F16] Burns' Heir {sb}

[1F18] Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song 100th Episode

[1F19] baby learning toys The Boy Who Knew Too Much {as}

[1F22] Bart of Darkness

[2F04] Bart's Girlfriend

[2F11] Bart's Comet

[2F13] Bart vs. Australia

[2F22] Lemon of Troy

[2F17] Radioactive Man

[3F02] Bart Sells His Soul

[3F07] Marge Be Not Proud

[3F12] Bart the baby learning toys Fink

[3F17] Bart on the Road

[4F06] Bart After Dark

[4F13] My Sister, My Sitter

[4F09] Grade School Confidential

[5F03] Bart Star

[5F07] Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

[5F11] Das Bus {sb}

[5F13] This Little Wiggy

[5F22] Bart the Mother

[AABF07] baby learning toys Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

[AABF16] The Old Man and the C Student

[AABF22] Brother's Little Helper

[BABF06] Faith Off

[BABF13] Bart To The Future

[CABF03] The Great Money Caper {sb}

[CABF08] Worst Episode Ever

[CABF12] New Kids On the Blecch {sb}

baby learning toys [CABF22] The Parent Rap {sb}

[DABF06] The Bart Wants What It Wants

[DABF13] I am Furious Yellow

[DABF20] Bart Vs. Lisa Vs. Third Grade

[EABF05] Barting Over ([Incorrectly] billed as 300th Episode by Fox)

[EABF16] The Bart Of War

[FABF07] Milhouse Doesn't Live Here baby learning toys Anymore {sb}

[FABF11] The Wandering Juvie

[FABF17] Bart-Mangled Banner

[FABF21] Fat Man and Little Boy {sb}

Please note that capsule links for seasons 13+ may not yet be available.

Bart Subplots

[7G06] Dukes it out with Homer in video boxing

[7G10] Orders spy baby learning toys camera, catches Homer dancing with Princess Kashmir

[7G01] Traps the Babysitter Bandit {sb}

[7F19] Runs for class president

[7F20] Takes advantage of Grampa {sb}

[7F22] Donates blood to Mr. Burns

[7F23] Supposedly learns karate; actually plays video games

[8F04] Can't play with Milhouse

baby learning toys [8F12] Marge forces him to wear uncool clothing

[8F19] Forced to stay at Patty & Selma's house when Marge goes on holiday {sb}

[9F05] Cries wolf; fakes various illnesses

[9F14] Featured in Lisa's Is My Brother Dumber Than a Hamster? experiment {sb}

[9F18] Expelled from school baby learning toys

[1F07] Dr. Hibbert's HMO gives him glasses, prescription shoes and hair salve, turning him into a nerd

[1F08] Starts up his own casino {sb}

[2F07] believes there are UFO's in Springfield

[2F14] Discovers ballet

[2F32] Has appendix removed due to swallowing a metal Krusty-O

baby learning toys [3F23] Put into a remedial class {sb}

[4F19] Buys a factory at an auction

[3G04] Boys' earrings are all the rage at Springfield Elementary

[5F17] Glues joke-shop items to his face

[5F18] He and Lisa discover an alternate ending to Casablanca

[5F20] Starts up grease baby learning toys business with Homer; misses school {sb}

[AABF11] Gets Marge to make his digestive system model

[BABF09] Enters Duncan (Furious D) in various races {sb}

[BABF14] He and Lisa go out to take a photo for Springfield's phonebook {sb}

[CABF01] Saves up for a new games console baby learning toys

[CABF22] is chained to Homer as punishment from Judge Harm

[DABF07] helps save Buck McCoy's career

[DABF15] Diagnosed with Panda virus; has to live in a plastic bubble

[EABF02] nominating Edna for Teacher Of The Year award

[FABF07] bonds with Lisa when Milhouse leaves

baby learning toys [FABF20] Turns his treehouse into a Playboy mansion {sb}

Bart Treehouse Of Horror Segments

[7F04] I: Bad Dream House (Tells story)

[7F04] I: Hungry Are The Damned (Tells story)

[8F04] II: Bart's Ni.htmlare

[9F04] III: Dial Z For Zombie (Tells story)

[1F04] IV: Bart baby learning toys Simpson's Dracula

[1F04] IV: Terror At 5&1/2 Feet

[2F03] V: Ni.htmlare Cafeteria

[2F03] V: The Shinning

[3F04] VI: Ni.htmlare On Evergreen Terrace

[4F02] VII: The Thing And I

[5F02] VIII: Fly Vs. Fly

[AABF01] IX: Terror Of Tiny Toon

[BABF01] X: Life's baby learning toys A Glitch, Then You Die

[BABF01] X: Desperately Xeeking Xena

[BABF21] XI: Scary Tales Can Come True

[CABF19] XII: Wiz Kids

[EABF21] XIV: Stop The World, I Want To Goof Off

Bart Ullman Shorts

Section contributed by Sam B

[MG03] Homer attempts to baby learning toys get Bart to jump into his arms without an unfortunate consequence.

[MG08] Homer throws Bart a football, which if Bart catches he will buy them all frosty chocolate milkshakes.

[MG12] Bart tries building a giant house of cards, but Lisa and Maggie keep on interrupting.

[MG15] When baby learning toys the girls are at the ballet Homer makes Bart dinner, but Bart is unimpressed.

[MG18] Bart is told to go get a haircut, but the barber does a terrible job.

[MG16] Bart tries to steal cookies from the jar, and pins the blame on Maggie.

[MG21] Bart baby learning toys is out-skateboarded by Maggie and Lisa.

[MG24] Bart goes swimming in a shark tank at the aquarium.

[MG26] Lisa and Maggie try to find a cure for Bart's hiccups.

[MG27] Lisa & Maggie feel guilty about stealing money from the savings jar, but Bart remains carefree.

baby learning toys [MG38] Bart makes his own TV show by getting inside the TV set.

[MG40] The kids try to get a sneak peek at their Christmas presents. Bart narrates the story.

[MG34] Bart is sent outside for some exercise, and along the way solves the mystery of a candy baby learning toys store robbery.

[MG041] When Homer and Marge tell the kids to clean up a messy room, Bart tells a story about Homer and Marge cleaning their own room.

[MG37] Bart takes his sisters to a Space Mutants movie, instead of the Happy Little Elves.

[MG31] Bart tries baby learning toys to shoplift candy from a shop, but is unsuccesful.

[MG44] Bart has a bathtime adventure.

[MG45] Bart has ni.htmlares about cookies out to get him.

[MG46] Bart and his sisters swing around in the trees.

Baring Butt

[MG24] Swims naked in a shark tank {sb} baby learning toys

[7G02] Runs to his room naked {ddg}

[7G07] Takes off his clothes while walking towards his bedroom

[7G10] Caught by Lisa as he bends over to take a picture of his butt

[7F11] When Homer calls him over for fatherly advice (erroneously expecting to be spanked) baby learning toys

[8F15] Takes photo of butt in mirror

[9F03] Offers butt to Homer for spanking

[9F13] Does an impression of Richard I am not a butt Nixon

[2F13] Moons the nation of Australia

[2F31] A slide of his butt, disguised as a map of Springfield, is baby learning toys displayed at a town meeting {je}

[2F32] Does an impression of Dr. Cheeks {je}

[5F02] Almost drops his pantaloons {je}

[5F08] Moons a shark along with Homer {je}

[BABF07] Butt inspected by Dr. Hibbert & trainee doctors {sb}

[EABF02] Photocopies his butt {sb}

[EABF15] baby learning toys Moons the field trip pupils at the aquarium {mjp}

[FABF11] After Gina cuts his uniform {sb}

[FABF17] Moons the American flag {sb}

Dressed Up

[MG14] At the funeral {sb}

[7G02] Going to the opera {dmf}

[7G07] At Sunday School {sb}

[7F13] At Sunday baby learning toys School {sb}

[8F01] At Lisa's essay contest {sj}

[8F03] Wears the suit Fat Tony bought him {sb}

[8F16] In church {jac}

[8F19] Prior to Homer going on the show {as}

[8F20] When Selma's new boyfriend (Sideshow Bob) comes to dinner {as}

[8F20] The wedding baby learning toys {as}

[8F18] When he sees Oh! Streetcar {as}

[9F01] At church [sb}

[9F06] Wears a tux in his fantasy Astaire-Rogers number with Laura Powers {bw}

[9F11] The funeral

[9F16] The cartoon awards ceremony {ddg}

[1F05] In church when Rev. Lovejoy plays The Entertainer {jac} baby learning toys

[1F11] On Late Night with Conan O'Brien {as}

[1F16] Burns' Heir audition {jac}

[1F19] In court vs. Freddy Quimby {jac}

[1F21] The wedding {as}

[2F04] In church; at Lovejoy house

[2F15] Most of the episode (as an adult)

[2F17] Wears purple suit after baby learning toys trying to amke himself taller {sb}

[2F31] When he is filming the Eternal Struggle {sb}

[3F01] While being baptized as a Flanders

[3F02] In church

[3F07] Going to the Try N Save {sb}

[3F11] At the country club

[3F16] In court {sb}

[4F06] baby learning toys Telling jokes on stage {sb}

[4F13] In church

[4F18] In church

[4F19] When Frank Grimes visits

[AABF06] In church {sb}

[AABF14] In church {sb}

[BABF06] At his performance {sb}

[BABF06] In church

[BABF10] At the funeral {sb}

[BABF18] at Otto's wedding baby learning toys {sb}

[CABF10] at Krusty's Last show {sb}

[CABF22] In church

[DABF02] In church {sb}

[DABF19] At Goldie's funeral {sb}

Featuring Slingshot

[7G07] When Marge frisks him before going to church {sj}

[7F03] Teaches Martin how to fire one {je}

[7F21] Aims it baby learning toys at Milhouse when he thinks he's after Radioactive Man #1 {je}

[8F01] When he lets one off at the pianist

[8F05] Has his slingshot on his desk {je}

[8F24] Seen in locker

[1F21] When Homer sneaks it off him {as}

[2F01] Fires a stink bomb baby learning toys at a man in an Itchy costume {je}

[2F04] In Sunday school; replica of the slingshot David used to slay Goliath

[2F11] Among the items Bart empties from his pockets {je}

[3F09] In his pocket when he talks to Mrs. Bush in her garden {je}

[3F10] baby learning toys Forgets how to use it while wearing a school uniform

[3F22] Lisa's new friends make fun of it: Who does he think he is? Dennis the Menace?

[4F06] Holding it in the Sgt. Pepper couch gag {je}

[4F20] Beaver Bart has one in the Simpson Family Smile-Time baby learning toys Variety Hour {je}

[BABF21] Carries one in the Munsters-parody opening

Featuring Lucky Red Hat

[7G02] Pretty much featured throughout this episode

[7G05] Coughs it up after Nelson beats him up

[7G09] Loses his hat

[7G13] One of the French guys give it to Maurice baby learning toys the Donkey {sj}

[7F24] Causes Homer's shirts to turn pink

[8F03] Wears it on his way home from work {je}

[8F11] Attaches a flashlight to it on his way down the well {je}

[8F14] Mentions it

[8F22] His escape from Homer

[1F11] Many times; baby learning toys start of episode, box factory {jac}

[2F18] One of the newborn puppies gets put in it {je}

[2F22] Most of the episode

[4F10] Wears it in one of Homer's family photos {je}

[5F03] Grampa wears it {sb}

Flashbacks

[7F20] Driving the car as a baby learning toys baby {sj}

[8F10] Born; lights Homer's tie on fire

[8F17] Of SLH and him together {as}

[9F08] Bart, age two

[1F18] Recalls dropping off a flaming bag at Skinner's door {je}

[2F05] Series of flashbacks of Bart and Lisa's relationship:

Bart lifts Lisa to baby learning toys the cookie jar

Bart puts on a finger-puppet show for Lisa

Lisa helps Bart bandage his knee after a skateboard accident

Bart gives Lisa his ice cream after she drops hers

[3G02] His first days of school

[EABF05 Stars as Baby Stinkbreath in commercial

baby learning toys The Future/Career Paths

[7F02] Hep Cat Bart (after using the Demoxinil) {sj}

[7F03] Spending the rest of his life in the fourth grade

[8F15] Drifter

[8F21] Heavy-metal rocker

[9F03] Sleazy male stripper; Chief Justice of the Supreme Court {jac}

[9F18] Testing Nature's Goodness with baby learning toys 2-4 diethyl-propinmurinol {jac}

[1F19] Lifetime of hard labor in the cafeteria for playing hooky

[2F15] Working as a demolition man to work off his anger before law school (obvious reference to 9F03)

[3F05] A lardo on workman's comp just like Dad; washes himself with a rag on baby learning toys a stick

BABF13 An unsuccesful musician

Featuring Skateboard

[MG23] Main focus throughout; title Skateboarding {sb}

[7G03] Blackboard Gag: I will not skateboard in the halls {je}

[7G07] The Tell-Tale Head

[7G13] Homer trips over it; falls down stairs {sj}

[7F06] The focus of baby learning toys this episode {jac}

[7F07] Maggie crawls past it on the staircase {je}

[7F10] Bart Gets Hit By A Car

[8F03] Bart The Murderer

[8F15] No skateboarding in the halls says Bart, the new hall monitor {je}

[9F12] Homer gives it to Pepe {je}

[9F22] baby learning toys Sideshow Bob has a tatoo of Bart's disembodied head on a skateboard {je}

[1F01] Homer trips over it and falls down the stairs {je}

[1F06] Bart and Milhouse go to the skateboard park during their Squishee Bender {je}

[1F07] Tries to skate in school, but his clumsy baby learning toys shoes make him fall over (see Bart Subplots) {je}

[1F15] Chases after Stampy on his skateboard {je}

[1F18] Skateboards by the laundromat, where he meets Skinner {je}

[2F04] Skates down huge hill with Jessica Lovejoy

[2F21] It's illegal for him to operate a Class Nine vehicle baby learning toys without pads and a helmet {je}

[2F22] Lemon of Troy

[3F02] He and Lisa purposely leave it in the hallway for Homer to trip on {je}

[3F09] Skates by George Bush's house; later skates into his garage {je}

[3F16] Bart's nemesis, Lester, rides a skateboard {je} baby learning toys

[3F18] Skateboards past a garbage can and throws gum in Lisa's hair; later appears for a second in the eyes of a bee {je}

[3F22] Shows off to Lisa's friends

[4F01] One of the items Nelson steals {je}

[5F13] Does some stunts at the MARS exhibit baby learning toys inside the Knowledgeum {je}

[5F15] Groundskeeper Willy confiscates it after a round of stunts lands Bart right into a freshly-raked pile of leaves {je}

[CABF14] Couch gag: Everybody skateboards off a ramp onto the couch (except Homer) {sb}

[CABF16] Rolls it down the stairs to Homer {sb} baby learning toys

[EABF05] Rides with Tony Hawk {sb}

Bonding with Lisa

[7G06] Grudgingly admits he loves her

[7G12] Helps clear Krusty

[7F07] Apologizes at the end {ddg}

[7F08] Lisa teaches Bart how to play mini golf {dmf}

[8F02] Lets Lisa sleep in his bed {sb} baby learning toys

[8F05] Helps brings Krusty and his Father together

[9F02] Confesses to Lisa that he thinks she's not ugly {sj}

[1F22] Saves Lisa from Flanders' house

[2F02] Helps put Sideshow Bob back in prison

[2F04] They play Cowboys and Native Americans

[2F05] Competes with Lisa baby learning toys in pee-wee hockey; both put away their differences during the big game and bond; game tied (see Flashbacks)

[2F15] Most of the episode

[2F32] Buys Bleeding Gums album for Lisa

[3F02] Lisa gets Bart's soul back from the Comic Book Guy

[3F08] They play detective - baby learning toys once again - and thwart Sideshow Bob's evil scheme

[3F12] Helps get Krusty back into show business

[3F16] Helps get Chester J. Lampwick his $800 billion; clones Lester and Eliza then get Itchy and Scratchy back on the air, get Apu out of jail, and reunite Krusty with baby learning toys his estranged wife

[3F22] Gets Lisa's new friends to sign her yearbook

[4F10] They play in the snow

[4F14] They play detective again

[4F13] Apologizes for his antics when Lisa babysat him

[4F21] Helps Lisa through military school hazing; the only one on her side baby learning toys

[5F10] They save Krusty's career again

[5F18] The pair go digging for treasure, but find the alternative ending to Casblanca

[AABF03] recommends Lisa see Nelson in order to cheat on a test

[AABF07] They team up with other children to expose the secrets of their elders baby learning toys

[AABF16] Both working together at the retirement home; Bart forced, Lisa voluntarily

[BABF07] Work together to discover ulterior motives regarding Funzo

[BABF12] They together attempt to catch Maggie's balloon

[BABF13] A future Bart and Lisa eventually settle their differences

[BABF14] Bart and Lisa try to baby learning toys find the perfect photograph for the cover of the telephone book

[BABF18] Bart and Lisa work together on their movie projects; Lisa films the making of Bart's movie

[BABF21] Bart and Lisa, as Hansel and Gretel go through typical fairytales

[CABF06] Bart and Lisa rebel against Principal baby learning toys Skinner, along with others at Springfield Elementary

[CABF16] Bart and Lisa, jealous of Homer's attention towards other children, together expose him as a fraud

[CABF19] As wizards, both end the segment as friends after defeating Lord Montymort

[DABF06] Lisa reminds Bart why he wants Greta so much baby learning toys now that Milhouse has him

[DABF12] Bart and Lisa both roast Homer. (Not literally)

[DABF13] Lisa is Bart's manager while he works on Angry Dad

[DABF03] Bart and Lisa fight as Ganesh

[DABF15] Lisa understands Bart's isolation in the bubble; Bart lets her use the bubble baby learning toys to humiliate Skinner

[DABF20] Bart and Lisa rival each other, but later learn to work together as a team

[EABF05] Bart and Lisa watch the Baby Stinkbreath commercials together

[EABF11] Bart and Lisa cut the lights from Springfield's Power Plant

[EABF13] Bart helps Lisa rescue Clara baby learning toys after Lisa gives her false directions.

[EABF22] Bart and Lisa go on a sugar rampage in London

[FABF07] When Milhouse moves away he attempts to bond with her {sb}

Pranks

[7G10] [$] Rearranges restaurant sign from Cod Platter to Cold Pet Rat

[7G13] Flushes the baby learning toys cherry bomb down the toilet {sj}

[7F04] Attempts to scare Lisa with a fake severed finger {sb}

[7F20] Rearranges party snacks to Boy our party sucks {jac}

[8F04] Loosens the top on Milhouse's salt shaker

[8F10] Lights Homer's tie on fire

[8F11] Tricks Flanders kids baby learning toys into giving cookies away {jac}

[8F11] Pretends to be Timmy (trapped in well) {jac}

[9F03] Pulls carpet up, writes Bart on carpet {jac}

[9F03] Plays with and later breaks Abe's false teeth {ms}

[9F08] Flushes Homer's wallet & keys down toilet {jac}

[9F08] Cuts all baby learning toys of baby Lisa's hair off {jac}

[9F18] Hurls giant tomato at Skinner's rear end. {mjp}

[1F05] Deliberately falls asleep. Spits off sidewalk at cars. {mjp}

[1F07] Paints extra lines on parking lot {jac}

[1F09] Tells a driver that the stream is shallow. {sb}

[1F11] Leaves baby learning toys box factory tour {jac}

[1F16] Pops heads off Mr. Burns' statues/floods his car {jac}

[1F16] Smashes Mr. Burns' windows {jac}

[1F20] Recounts throwing mail in sewer with Milhouse {jac}

[1F22] Snatches five bathing suits - all Martin's

[1F22] Gets Grandpa tarred and feathered

[1F17] baby learning toys Gets Milhouse's picture on America's Most Wanted

[1F17] His Bartesque scheme against Allison Taylor

[2F04] Falls for Scotchtoberfest sting

[2F11] Decorates Skinner's weather balloon in Skinner's image with message Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner.

[2F13] Makes a six-hour collect call to Australia

[2F19] Causes a baby learning toys teachers' strike

[2F22] Writes his name in concrete

[3F02] Hands out the In a Gadda-Da-Vida hymn at church

[3F09] Many pranks aimed at George Bush, most with Homer's help: glues a rainbow wig to his head, shoots bottle rockets at his house, etc.

[3F10] Wears a baby learning toys Down With Homework shirt, starting a riot at school

[3F18] Squirts ketchup and mustard at cars on the highway (with Milhouse)

[4F13] Many pranks aimed at babysitter Lisa:

fills his plate with lima beans

feeds Maggie coffee ice cream

orders a 25-foot Italian sub

baby learning toys tries to host an AA meeting

uses non-violent resistance when Lisa tries to drag him to bed

hires Krusty to perform at an emergency bachelor party

calls paramedics for a Sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun bite

calls officials reporting that Lisa baby learning toys saw a UFO

calls a chauffeur for the Ambassador from Ghana

goes to bread when asked to go to bed

goes to the wrong bed

seriously injures himself

[4F21] Strings police bullhorns together, turns them all on, and makes noise, breaking every window in Springfield baby learning toys (sent to military school as punishment)

[4F23] Makes snack treats out of dog food

[3G02] Mocks Principal Skinner; his first prank. Makes flatulent noises, causing Milhouse to laugh. {mjp}

[3G03] Tells Homer that he will take up smoking and then give it up. {sb}

[5F17] Glues baby learning toys joke-shop items to his face

[5F22] Shoots a mother sparrow

[AABF06] Escaped from church to break into cars. {mjp}

[AABF12] Repeatedly clicks his pen to infuriate Lisa. {mjp}

[AABF12] Pretends to be a murderer entering the house while Marge eavesdrops using Maggie's baby transmitter. {mjp}

baby learning toys [AABF16] His comedy routine costs Springfield the Olympic games. {mjp}

[AABF18] Swallows whatever is thrown to him. {mjp}

[AABF22] Repeatedly yells Fire {mjp}

[AABF22] Floods the school gym. {mjp}

[AABF23] Hides oranges down his shorts.

[BABF04] Squirts thousands of dollars worth of Interferon in hospital. baby learning toys {mjp}

[BABF04] Along with Homer, floods the house. {mjp}

[BABF08] Rides a bicycle through the corridors of Burns' mansion. {mjp}

[BABF10] Defaces Maude Flanders' funeral cake. {mjp}

[BABF18] Tries to film up Lisa's nose, and Skinner urinating. {mjp}

[BABF19] Pays people to kiss each other, baby learning toys namely Lenny and Carl. {mjp}

[BABF20] Fools Homer into dialling the wrong area code. {mjp}

[CABF03] With Homer performs various cons - bad parent, missing dog, BarMitzvah cake, retirement scandal. {mjp}

[CABF06] Puts the urine bucket on Skinner's head. Leads rebellion. {mjp}

[CABF12] Cheats in the baby learning toys marathon. {mjp}

[CABF14] Uses fireworks to blow up gnomes. {mjp}

[CABF17] As Tom Sawyer, performs various pranks with Nelson as Huckleberry Finn. {mjp}

[CABF19] Replaces Lisa's magic wand with a Twizzler. {mjp}

[CABF22] Joyrides Chief Wiggum's car. {mjp}

[DABF01] Cheats at Monopoly, making hotels out baby learning toys of Lego. {mjp}

[DABF06] Hecklers Skinner during his comedy routine. {mjp}

[DABF13] Sets a trap for Homer using cactii, dirty diapers and a pool of green paint. {mjp}

[DABF20] Desecrates Lisa's flag - Learn to Fart {mjp}

[DABF18] Spins Milhouse on the roundabout, aided by Otto's baby learning toys bus.

[EABF02] Photocopies his bare bottom and includes it in the church bulletin

[EABF02] Commanded by Skinner to pretend that he is illiterate thanks to Mrs Krabappel.

[EABF02] Photocopies rear end and includes it in church bulletin

[EABF02] Pretends to be illiterate.

[EABF07] Creates several baby learning toys websites humiliating Skinner.

[EABF15] Moons the field trip pupils at the aquarium.

[EABF16] Creates havoc in Ned Flanders' house and shrine to The Beatles.

Misc Tidbits

[7G13] Has a pet frog

[7F02] Informs Homer that he loves him while being strangled

[7F06] Confesses to baby learning toys Homer that he loves him when Homer was about to jump the gorge {ac}

[7F22] Allergies: butterscotch, imitation butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark monster makeup

[8F03] Learns how to mix drinks

[8F15] Fires a gun

[1F09] Fires a rifle {ddg}

[1F17] Reads Bad Boy's Life magazine

[1F22] baby learning toys Writes a play

[2F05] Has a pet turtle {mk}

[2F13] Pet frog appears {rg}

[AABF10] Wears the turkey as shorts {sb}

[CABF06] Wonders how old his permanent record, claiming Underachiever and proud of it, is {sb}

[DABF19] Has a box full of guns {sb}

baby learning toys [FABF21] Loses his last baby tooth {sb}

Ay Caramba! Count

[7G09] When he takes a peek inside The Ultimate Behemoth

[7G12] During Patty and Selma's slideshow {mjp}

[8F07] Seeing Martin's soapbox car {as}

[8F08] Seeing Patty's legs unshaven {as}

[8F09] When he sees Marge's baby learning toys hair {as}

[8F14] When he sees Patty's (or is it Selma's) bra {ddg}

[8F16] When he sees Mrs K's photo and again when he see Mrs K's letter {as}

[8F20] When he hears that Sideshow Bob was trying to kill him {as}

[8F24] Gets the phrase baby learning toys tatooed on his chest {je}

[9F08] When he sees Homer and Marge snuggling {by}

[1F11] Just after Homer breaks the lamp {as}

[2F16] Tito Puente says it {je}

[5F14] Castro says it {je}

[EABF02] Bart 'dusts off this old chestnut'.

El Barto Count

baby learning toys [7G03] The front steps of both Springfield Elementary and Town Hall

[7G10] The front steps of Springfield Elementary

[7F02] The wall outside wall of Moe's Tavern

[8F05] The front steps of Old Springfield Library

[9F06] The front steps of City Hall

[9F10] The wall of baby learning toys Springfield Town Hall

[1F09] The front steps of the Police station

[1F10] The wall of the Kwik-E-Mart

[5F04] Bart graffitis this in the couch gag

[5F13] Bart graffitis this in the couch gag

[BABF04] On the front of the fridge {sb}

[EABF16] Graffitiied in baby learning toys former Indian wasteground

Get Bent Count

[7F08] To Todd Flanders

[8F12] Writes Get Bent on a piece of cardboard and holds it up to the fitting room security camera {by}

[8F22] When Milhouse asks if he and Samantha can still meet at the treehouse

[9F08] baby learning toys Tries to get Maggie to say it {ddg}

Eat My Shorts Count

[7G02] To Martin

[8F03] To Fat Tony

[8F09] Fantasizes about writing it in the sky

[3G03] Sings it to Marge and Homer: Might I add -- eat my shorts! {bjr}

[3G02] To baby learning toys Principal Skinner for the first time (at age 5)

Don't Have A Cow Count

[7G04] To Homer

[7G09] To Homer

[8F03] To Fat Tony and the gang

[3F22] Lisa says it; Bart claims it's his expression and she stole it {sb}

[4F12] To Lisa baby learning toys

[4F12] (Sung) Step back Mom - it's Bart's turn now. Eat my shorts, don't have a cow.

Important Events

[9F08] First words were Ay Carumba {by}

[2F02] Sent back four grades

[5F22] Birth took 53 hours

D'oh Count

[7G12] when Patty and Selma baby learning toys bring eight sets of slide carousels

[7F03] (in the future) when Bart Jr gets him in trouble with Ms Krabappel

[7F15] when Homer invites Principal Skinner over to dinner

[7F15] when he realises he still has a whole field of grass to sow

[7F14] when Lisa baby learning toys refuses to do his homework

[7F22] when asked to do the right thing by Marge

[8F03] when he sees that Lisa didn;t win the essay contest

[8F03] when it stops raining just as he reaches school late

[8F03] as he falls down the steps into Fat baby learning toys Tony's Legitimate Businessman's Social Club

[8F11] when he realises he has left a Property Of Bart Simpson sticker on his radio

[8F13] when Ralph picks major-league baseball players for his team

[8F22] when Milhouse and Samantha are kissing in the cinema

[9F06] when all he can baby learning toys say to Laura is I fell on my bottom

[9F14] when Lisa finds her science project immediately after Bart hides it

[9F16] when he loses to Lisa in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors {je}

[1F06] simultaneously with Homer when Homer accepts his offer to go on baby learning toys the father-son rafting trip

[1F14] upon telling Homer that being a loser is genetic, then realizing {rd}

[1F17] Asks Skinner if his refrigerator is running; it isn't

[1F17] when the rubbish bin on his foot gets stuck in a hosepipe

[2F04] having to go to church baby learning toys whilst trying to avoid Jessica Lovejoy

[2F13] when he realises Lisa was right

[2F19] after his sarcastic comment about mopping the floor backfires {sb}

[3F16] When Chester Lampwick's film burns up {je}

[3F19] simultaneously with Grampa, after discovering the Flying Hellfish treasures were buried at sea baby learning toys

[4F16] when locked in the closet by the blind man

[5F03] when his ball rebounds into his face

[BABF20] when Homer, tries to trade his chloroform with a guard

[CABF03] when he is arrested

[DABF07] after the dog rips his clothes off

[DABF07] when baby learning toys the dogs returns and bites him

Birthday Count

Section contributed by Sam B

[8F11] Radio Bart

[9F04] Treehouse Of Horror III

Butt Pranks

Section contributed by Sam B

[7F11] Bart's prank phone call (Seymour Butts) .

[8F02] Bart's prank phone call (I'm baby learning toys a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt) .

[8F11] Bart placed a Property of Bart Simpson label on Homer's butt.

[9F18] Throws a giant tomato at Skinner's butt.

[9F22] Bart tattoos baby learning toys WIDE LOAD on Homer's butt.

[5F21] When Homer's trying to think of inventions Bart's idea is a butt.

{Ideas for new sections are warmly recieved}

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CONTRIBUTORS

sb - Sam B.

ac - Alan Cantu

as - Andrew Shaw

bjr - Benjamin baby learning toys Robinson

bw - Bucky Whaley

by - Bob Yantosca

ddg - Don Del Grande

dmf - David Michael Friedman

jac - James A. Cherry

je - Jordan Eisenberg

mjp - Martin J Pampel

mk - Matthew Kurth

ms - Matthew Snyder baby learning toys

rd - Rick Diamant

rg - Rebecca Gedalius

sj - Stuart Jackson

ss - Scott Sippel

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